If you buy Tetris, you're a twat. That's about it really. Tetris came free with Gameboys in 1989 and EVERYONE had it. So if you choose to pay for it EIGHTEEN YEARS after that, you need shooting. I don't care if this one has a fucking screensaver aquarium or is in HD. They also tried to make you buy Tetris on the 360 as a full game, a while back. DID YOU BUY IT? I hope not.To make this sound slightly like a real review, here's some constructive criticism. Everyone's played Tetris to death, so knows exactly how it FEELS. Tetris Splash feels wrong. When the blocks land, they take too long to 'stick'. That may sound fucking stupid if you've never played Tetris, but if you've never played Tetris, you're a cunt.
Poor.
Tetris Splash is available now on the Xbox 360 Live Marketplace priced 800 Microsoft points (about £6.00).
1 comment:
I bought Tetris on the DS, and thoroughly enjoyed it. Even the...shudder...mini games. It's a classic! What's your fucking problem etc etc.
Yours lovingly,
Dave
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